
Tashlich is performed during the High Holiday season. Some have the custom to throw crumbs of bread into the body of water following the Tashlich ceremony.
Here are some suggestions of what types of bread crumbs to use:
• For ordinary sins, use white bread
• For exotic sins, French bread
• For particularly dark sins, Pumpernickel
• For complex sins, Multigrain
• For twisted sins, pretzels
• For tasteless sins, Rice cakes
• For sins of indecision, waffles
• For sins committed in haste, matzah
• For sins committed in less than 18 minutes, Shmurah matzah
• For sins of chutzpah, fresh bread
• For committing arson, toast
• For committing auto theft, caraway
• For being ill tempered, sourdough
• For silliness, nut bread
• For not giving full value, shortbread
• For excessive use of irony, Rye bread
• For telling bad jokes, Corn bread
• For hardening our hearts, jelly doughnuts
• For being money-hungry, Enriched bread or Raw dough
• For war-mongering, Kaiser rolls
• For immodest dressing, Tarts
• For causing injury or damage to others, tortes
• For racism, Crackers
• For sophisticated racism, Ritz crackers
• For davening off tune, Flat bread
• For being holier-than-thou, bagels
• For unfairly upbraiding another, Challah
• For trashing the environment, Dumplings
• For sins of laziness, Any very long loaf
• For sins of pride, Puff pastry
• For lying, Baked goods with Nutrasweet and Olestra
• For the sins of the righteous, Angel food cake
• For selling your soul, Devil's food cake
• For substance abuse, Stoned wheat
• For heavy drugs, Poppy Seed
• For petty larceny, Stollen
• For timidity, Milk Toast
• For risking one's life unnecessarily, Hero Bread
• For trashing the environment, Dumplings
• For being hypercritical, Pan Cakes
• For political skullduggery, Bismarcks
• For over-eating, Stuffing Bread or Bulky Rolls
• For gambling, Fortune Cookies
• For abrasiveness, Grits
• For being snappish, Ginger Bread
• For impetuosity, Quick Bread
• For incompetent child rearing, Raisin Bread
• For negligent slip ups, Banana Bread
• For dropping in without warning, Popovers


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